21
Oct
2016
9:15 AM

Budapest Hookup

Thank you! I appreciate everyone voting! People voted for the Cuban... and I tried so hard! Long story short... I may have yelled at him and called him homophobic... And he blocked me. <Womp womp>  So I jumped back on

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11
Sep
2016

Washington DC Hookup 9/2016

OMG thank you all for voting! You guys picked a really good one (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! It went really well! Especially considering I did everything I could to give zero fucks.. such as eating the world's largest burrito

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12
Aug
2016

NBA Summer League 2016

This is the first MBA player I have slept with this year. Probably. And really, I don't follow sports... so he could actually be just a random 6'7" guy who has a great body and claims to be in the NBA...

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1
Aug
2016
9:05 AM

Teenager with the Man-Sized Dick

"So am I in your top 5?" he asked. Um... thanks everyone for voting (on my @objectifyingmen fb page)! You helped me break a tie (and rob a cradle)! Background: I was between fucking a 19-year-old NCAA football player and

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24
Jul
2016

Referred Cocks Don't Always Work Out

Referred cocks don't always work out... but neither do the regulars or the bar hookups or the tindered hookups... because, let's face it, many of them couldn't fuck their way out of a paper bag. Or (like this case) they

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2
Jul
2016

The Humiliating Bathtub Story

Let me start by saying that I am not proud of this story. It is from the distant past (not distant enough)... a past in which I hadn't yet realized that I didn't have to be in a relationship to

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22
Jun
2016

African Guy #3 (in rural Uganda)

PART 1 (Written in Uganda, mid booty call) I haven't slept with anyone who made me question the direction of my life in quite a while... This one, however... I'm really thinking hard about my life choices. So this started

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4
May
2016

I Think I Almost Died

I am typing this story into my phone (under the covers) while I am pretending to be asleep. So far, the pretending is working. So... I'm going to start off this story by saying that I was not as off

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11
Feb
2016

Africa Guy #2 (I'm in Africa)

I had high hopes for this one. He was ridiculously hot. He played rugby professionally (or something). More importantly, that meant that he had to work out A LOT. And his 8 abs were on point.  Unfortunately, sex with him

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