28
Dec
2015
14
Dec
2015

The Disappointing Fighter

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7
Dec
2015

Plan B

I wanted to write this entry in the Planned Parenthood parking lot, but my laptop battery was too low. So I jotted down some notes and went to find food with which to take my Plan B pill (because apparently you will just

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30
Nov
2015

Optimus King

Please allow me to tell you the horrible story of my brief (but not brief enough) affair with Optimus King. Please note: while I have changed his name for privacy, the name I have chosen is only equally as ridiculous

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28
Nov
2015

Reno Hookup #2

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5
Nov
2015

My Attractive Neighbor

It all started with me getting (very) drunk at Olive Garden. I’m not proud of that, but it happened. Actually, it all started about a month prior, with very intentional flirting (on my part) with a particularly hot cop who

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26
Oct
2015

Mandalay Bay Fail #1

I'm writing this from the Mandalay Bay parking garage. I was supposed to get laid here (at the hotel, not in the parking garage), but it didn't really work out that way. Now I'm sobering up in my car, while

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21
Oct
2015

Aria Fail #1

I'm going to start this by saying that I was already irritated that I had to drive to the strip to meet this guy. However, he assured me that he had a room at the Aria that we could use.

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20
Oct
2015

Air Force Guy #1

So... tonight I slept with a guy I haven't slept with for a few months. I remembered that he had a great dick and great abs, but I had forgotten that he was deathly afraid of house cats. More on this

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